Disclaimer:now I know no one reads these! but they're necessary, so I don't own Dynasty Warriors 3 or YGO! If I owned YGO, then I would get rid of Tea cuz she's a loser! and I would make Seto Kaiba rule the world! yes, Seto Kaiba is my fav. character, plz respect my opinion cuz I respect urs, and in this story, I won't favor Seto! he will be equally treated! so plz, like I said, no flames! I'm sensitive! not really, oh well, just read the story! by the way, when u see * it means that that person is thinking!
~Setting(During episode Face Off 3)~ Seto Kaiba just created the powerful Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon and Yami Yugi is just about to draw the card that hopefully saves his butt! Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Bakura are also there. And Joey is dressed in a dog suit and sitting like a dog, Tea is drooling over Yami Yugi and is thinking lustful thoughts about what her and Yami Yugi will hopefully do tonight, Tristan is in serious thought, and Bakura is thinking about where he can go so he can fix the all-time major wedgie that he currently has without anyone seeing him.
Yami Yugi:*Perfect! Just the card that I need to win!*
Yami Yugi:"Your going down Kaiba! Nothing will stop me from saving my senile grandpa!"
Tea:"Oh Yugi! Your sooooo brave! Even though I don't believe you can win, I'm right behind you!"
Yami Yugi:"Shut up Bitch! Didn't I just say 'Your going down Kaiba?!' Don't you think that means that most likely I'm gonna win?!"
Tea:"Ohhh! So that's what it meant!"
Seto:"Man Yugi! Your girlfriend is one heck of a dumb ass!"
Yami Yugi:"No shit Sherlock! I only date her cuz she has big boobs!"
Tea:(grins stupidly)"They're implants!"
Seto:"Really? They are? Your doctor did a good job on them! Now let's get back to the duel."
Yami Yugi:"Right. First, I play Kuriboh in defense mode!"
Seto:(starts laughing):"Kuriboh....the weakest monster in the game?!"(starts laughing uncontrolably) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(starts rolling around on the ground while laughing uncontrolably) DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU'LL TAKE ME DOWN WITH THAT FUR BALL?!"
Tea:"Shut up Kaiba! Yugi's my heart and he can't do it!"
Seto:"Don't you mean he can?"
Tea:"Do I? Wait, slow down, I'm all confused!"
Bakura:"Shut up moron! I have a major wedgie and it hurts like heck!!!!!"
Everyone looks at Bakura.
Yami Yugi:"Okay then...not gonna ask."
Bakura:"That's how it always is! No one ever asks me how I feel! I have feelings too ya know!"
Tea:"Oh, I have a solution to your wedgie problem!"
Yami Yugi:"Oh no, not another one of your solutions!"
Tea:"What's wrong with my solutions?!"
Joey:"Don't, woof, you, woof, remember, woof, when, woof, you, woof, set, woof, Yugi's, woof, hair, woof, on, woof, fire, woof?"
~Flashback~Yugi, Tea, Joey, Tristan, and Bakura are all sitting together in a clearing in the woods.
Yugi:"Damn I'm cold! Someone start a fire for me."
Tea:"Here Yugi, I'll start a fire for you!"
Yugi:"Thanks Tea I.....(sniffs the air)Is something on fire? I smell smoke..OH MY GOSH! TEA YOU DUMB ASS! YOU SET MY HAIR ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(starts runing around)HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!"
Joey:"Yugi! Hold still! We can't sit by your ignited hair to get heat if you keep running around!"
Yugi:"SOME FRIEND YOU ARE! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!"
Bakura:"Oh, I know what to do! Hold still Yugi, I'll do the Himlich Manurver on you!"
Yugi:"THAT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE CHOKING! I'M ON FIRE!"
Bakura:"Oh, you are? I didn't notice."
Tristan:"Actually, your running Yugi is spreading the fire. You should..
Joey:"Jump into that lake!"
Tristan:"No, what I was going to say was...
Yugi:"CANNONBALL!"(jumps into the lake)
~Spalsh!~
Yugi:(comes out screaming)"AHHH! IT DIDN'T WORK!"
Tristan:"Excuse me."
Tea:"Did I mention that I put Super Duper Kerisen on your hair before I lit it?"
Tristan:"Excuse me!"
Joey:"Ahh, Super Duper Kerisen, it keeps the fire going even if you wet it, and it's only for $99.99!"
Tristan:"Excuse Me!!!!"
Bakura:"Really? It's that cheap? I'm gonna go buy some when we get home!"
Tristan:"EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone shuts up and looks at Tristan.
Tristan:"Yugi, just stop, drop, and roll to put the fire out!"
Yugi:(slams himself on the ground)"Like this?"(starts rolling around)
Tristan:"Yes."
Bakura:"This reminds me of a song!"(everyone holds hands)
Everyone:"This little fire of Yugi's, I'm gonna let it burn. This little fire of Yugi's, I'm gonna let it burn, let it burn, let it burn, let it burn. Not gonna let water put Yugi's ignited hair out, I'm gonna let it burn. Not gonna let water put Yugi's ignited hair out, I'm gonna let it burn, let it burn, let it burn, let it burn!"
Yugi:(stops rolling)"What are you singing that for! Don't you want me not to be on fire?"
Joey:"Uhh, no! Cuz if it burns out then Tea will set my hair on fire next!"
Tea:(brings out her lighter)"He he he!"
Yugi:"Yah! Well it's too late! My hair is no longer on fire! No thanks to you guys!"
Tristan:"Hey! How about a little respect for the guy who came up with the idea that saved your life?!"
Yugi:"You know what Tristan? I would have respect for you for that idea, except for one thing.....ALL MY HAIR GOT BURNED OFF AND NOW I'M BALD!"
Tristan:"Hey! Don't look at me! Tea was the one who set your hair on fire!(turns around to point at Tea, but she's gone!) Hey, where is Tea?"
All of the sudden, Joey runs by with Tea in hot pursuit!
Tea:"Get back here Joey! You said I torch your hair next if Yugi put his flaming hair out!"
Joey:"MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!"
While everyone is watching, Para from the Paradox brothers comes up to them.
Para:"Dox, there you are!"
He comes up to Yugi and starts dragging him by his ear.
Para:"I've been searching near and far! Come now we should be practicing our gymnastics! What's wrong with you, your acting very spastic?!"
Yugi:"Wait! No stop! I'm not Dox! Ow that hurts! Let go of my ear!"
Para:(gasps)"Bother, why do you not rhyme?! This time you way out of line!"
Yugi:"NO! I'M NOT DOX! SOMEONE HELP ME!"
Unfortunatly, Joey is busy running from Tea, Tea is busy chasing Joey to set his hair on fire, Tristan is busy chasing Tea to stop her from setting Joey's hair fire, and Bakura is busy thinking about all the prank jokes he can pull off with the Super Duper Kerisen that he'll soon buy. So no one notices that Yugi is being pulled away by a bald freak who has a twin brother, who is also a bald freak, and that both of them oddly rhyme and do gymnastics at the same time.
Para:"To fix this problem, father we shall see! Black and blue your butt will be!"
Yugi:"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!"
~flashback ends~
Seto, Bakura, and Joey start laughing. Tristan is still in serious thought!
Yami Yugi:"Remember?!"
Tea:"Oh so what! This time, my solution will work!"
Tea sticks her hand in her back pack and pulls something out! Everyone gasps!